that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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