id be glad to
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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