I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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