I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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