D3 body, D1 cock
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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