Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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