Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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