ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
