ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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