Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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