Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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