whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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