my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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