I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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