We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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