I'm eating all of the evidence.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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