BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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