the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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