remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
420 ftw
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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