she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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