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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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