Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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