Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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