also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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