awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
