Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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