Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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