But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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