Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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