Me. At least after what I've been through.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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