Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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