I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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