i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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