im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Randomize
