Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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