So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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