he shaved USA in his pubs
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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