I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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