the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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