And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
im having a threesome with these popsicles
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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