Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
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