idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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