There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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