Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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