There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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