So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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