the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
How's work?
Spinning.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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