I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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