how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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