Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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